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Faking Motherhood
When I was pregnant with my first child, I had no idea what his birth would be like; and so, like a good girl, I did my research.
Before We Were Mamas
I put out a challenge to Mom Group over the weekend, to post a photo of ourselves in our “maiden phases” (i.e. before we became mothers), and to write a little blurb about what that time in our lives meant to us.
The Sensual, Overburdened Mother
The two themes we explored this week in Mom Group could be seen as diametric opposites: Sensuality, and, the unequal weight of responsibility that falls on mothers — specifically with regard to the labor of childcare and managing a home.
Sometimes I Hate Being a Stay-At-Home Mom
Before I sat down to write this piece, I had just finished cleaning up my 23-month-old daughter’s behind and her poopy diaper. It was so major of a job, it had to be performed in the tub.
How to Love A Mom Bod
If you haven't noticed, I'm figuring this all out as I go along. Every week, I see and feel NSFMG evolving and growing (in however small increments) in ways that make me feel proud of what I've created, and also in over my head.
What No One Told Me About Packing School Lunch
It’s the beginning of the year, and my husband and I are attending Parent Curriculum Night at our son’s preschool. On this special night, we have the unique opportunity to visit our child’s classroom and compare his shitty artwork…
What To Text Your Mom Friends About This Weekend
Here are your top Mom Group links to send you off into the weekend.
5 Not Safe Thoughts of The Week
I was at dinner the other night with a wonderful group of women -- many of whom I was meeting for the first time -- many of us from different stages of motherhood, different ages, and different parts of the world.
Baby Sleep Tracking Made Me Lose My Damn Mind
Before there were apps to track your baby’s feeding, nursing, and sleep sessions – there were good, old fashioned notebooks.
Motherhood And All The Crap You Need For It
A little Meryl for your Monday. The Great One once said, “Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials.”
Just Keeping Everyone Alive Over Here
When it comes to teaching my kids life lessons, I’m pretty sure I’m doing it a bit differently than the quotes on Instagram say I should.
Rage Against The Birth Announcement Email
Oh, shit, here it comes: Another one in your inbox. A good friend has a baby, and their well-meaning partner has the nerve to send a breathlessly typed missive straight from the hospital . . .
Confession: I Like My Home Most When My Messy Family Isn’t In It
Most parents bemoan their inability to unglue themselves from their smartphones. I am pretty sure my children will remember me stalking the house with my fist clenched around a canister of Clorox wipes.
Bringing Mama's Sexy Back
In my mostly privileged, picturesque Brooklyn neighborhood, the mothers – much like the historic brownstones and tree-lined sidewalks – are very well-maintained.
Censorship in the Digital Motherhood Space
It sucks to be silenced. I recently had a piece published by a well-known publication in the motherhood sphere. A few days later, without any warning, my writing was removed due to “too much backlash” against the piece.